The Roommate

​The start of college is supposed to be fun and full of adventure, but this was not the case for one student.

Everything else was fine, but there was one problem…

...their roommate.

First week cordiality soon chilled when they realized that their roommate simply was a person who they did not want to be around.

Objectively they were the perfect roommate; their bed was always made, the floor vacuumed, and the bathrooms cleaned regularly (enough).

But perhaps the situation was too “perfect,” there was no fun or excitement, so they decided to switch rooms.

To find another roommate, they took a compatibility test to try and match up their personality with someone of a like mind,

...but unbeknownst to them, their roommate had the same idea.

And when he opened the door to his new room, he saw his old roommate in his new bed.