A couple were deciding upon how to furnish their apartment.
Up until now, they had been using second-hand thrift store furniture and various well-worn items given to them by their friends who were also trying to upgrade.
The couple went to a high end shop in the city to see what was in style.
However, as they looked around, they realized that what were supposed to be items of lounge and comfort were more items that belonged in an installation at an art museum.
Coming back home after an unsuccessful trip, they decompressed on their plush décor,
...holes and all.